Always a fun post *G*

Things to do at Wal Mart, Target, Or your store of choice:

1. Randomly distribute boxes of condoms in other people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. And observe the mayhem.

4.Try to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Look lost and when a clerk asked if they can help, begin crying and screaming, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

7. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk where the antidepressants were.

8. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

9. In the auto department, practice a 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

10..Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume a fetal position and scream 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

12. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, then yell very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'